RIDDLES/JOKES



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1) Why do chickens lay eggs?

2) David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?

3) Pretend you're a bus driver. You start at New York and fifty people get on. Then you drive to New Jersey and twenty people get off, while five get on. Then you go to Florida and ten people get off while fourteen get back on. When you get to New Mexico, twenty people leave and five more get back on. When you reach California everyone get's back on. How old is the bus driver?

4) There was a dumb girl that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed. In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?" The dumb girl replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?" The dumb girl said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!" Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"The dumb girl answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"




5) A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"


6) What is the moon worth?


7) What stays where it is when it goes off?


8) What goes up and never comes down?
9) There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
10) What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

In the years

In the years I believe that I will not live in Michigan. Right after I get out of High School I’m moving back to Hawaii. I will try to get a one bedroom apartment. The one bedroom apartment are 1500 a month. I will go to community collage in Hawaii. I will try to get a job working at a hotel or be in the navy. If I have a job in the city I will not get a car. If I get a job outside the city ill get a car. I will move out there with my dad and we will get our own apartments. Every mounth I will save up eventually to buy a house out there. My friends out there will come live with me. I will walk everywhere because I live healthy and the weather is beautiful. On part time at night I will like to play my guitar at a Hawaiian dinner party cruse. On my time off I will hang out with my friends and surf, and play guitar, and also chill in the beach with my friends. I will try to get married and have a family but will see in ten years.