When I’m in soft more year in high school I want to get a job and every week/or 2 weeks I will put 50% of my earnings in my bank account. And when I get out of high school I will have enough money to buy a plane ticket and buy an apartment in Hawaii. Then with my left over money I will support myself until I get a job. After my 2 years of community collage I will go to the University of Hawaii for art culture.
I would have a nice apartment /condo in Hawaii.
After that I would like to get a family started. I would have a family with 2-3 kids. Every day after work I would take my kids and my wife to a ice cream shop and we all would get a ice cream. Then I would take my kids every night at 6pm to the beach with our ice creams and watch the sunset. Every month I would take my family to the different islands to see and it’s like a little vacation.
When I get a job in Hawaii I would pay all of my bills. After that I would get a 42 inch LG television.
I would get cable, air-conditioning, its Hawaii so I will not need heat. I will get internet, phone, and electricity. I think I will not need a car because everything is in the city. If I get a good pay check I will get a car, then I will get parking. Just enjoying the life sun and sand with my family in the future.

Happy Thanksgiving

I am thankful for all of my family and close relatives around thanksgiving. But especially my Mom, Dad , and brother. On thanksgiving I’m grateful for all the food. My favorite food on thanksgiving is biscuits. My favorite thanksgiving is when I went to my aunts house and there was a big bowl of mashed potatoes. And at the time I was 7 years old and I was under the table hiding from my cousins and I ran out and bumped into the big bowl of mashed potatoes and it fell on me and I was starving at the time and I ate a lot of the mashed potatoes. After that I tried to hide the mess so I took the BIG BIG bowl of potatoes and put it in the stove and then I got caught an I got in trouble and it was worth it because it was good.
My favorite thanksgiving food ever was when I had stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes, and biscuits.

1. Professor: I would want/have a master’s degree for my job. I would want to be in the state of Hawaii. I believe it takes about 2 years of training. To get it, you need a full professorship usually requires a phd in history and tenure. Average starting salaries for full-time professors in the arts and sciences range from $40,000 to $50,000 a year, depending on the quality of the candidate’s research and the wealth of the institution. By mid-career professors may make between $50,000 and $70,000 a year; after many years in the field, they can earn between $80,000 and $130,000 a year, or more.
2. Criminologist: A criminologist with a bachelor’s degree can expect an average salary of 1.9 annually and secondary 2.3 million. Criminal Justice Classes. I believe you go online to register for classes. I also believe you go online for a criminology degree. You have to get transfer up to 60 credits.

I would try to be a criminologist because it would be a great experience for me I that kind of business.



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Lobbyist 10. Technical writer

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Personal Trainer

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Advertising Copywriter

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Video Game Developer

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Mail Carrier

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Multimedia Developer

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Historian

Happy Haunting

One day on Halloween I went to a haunted house and I went in side of it and it was so scary. But when you go in you cant go out and you hade to stay in there that you couldn’t go back in it and it was ha house with bloody walls and bloody floors and a hole bunch of rats. It was the most scariest place that I’ve been in.
My favorite costume I’ve had was a old lady. I scared to crap out of the little kids and old people . I looked in the mere that night and I scared myself too. I love to get the Halloween candy. My favorite candy’s are butterfingers, all chocolate, and sour candy and sour gum. The best times of halloween were when I was a little kid. I use to have so much fun and know its boring for me. I like to pass out the candy to the little kids. My favorite scary movies are I no what you did last summer, jaws, ghost ship, and scream. I like all the other scary movie’s but I like these ones the best. Ooh I almost forgot I also love saw all of the saws.

A perfect day

Morning
In the morning when I get up I would want my family and I to go to a diner. I would order a big plate of bacon with 2 sunny side up eggs, with a glass of black coffee. I would want to take my family to a nature park to see all the birds, rabbets, and other wild life. Than we would go a movie theater and see a movie. I just love the smell of a movie theater, at the movie theater I would buy a extra large popcorn, a extra large mountain dew, and some candy. After the movie I would want to go to a cemetery to pick where I would want to get berried.
Afternoon
In the afternoon I would go to a red robin and get a jumbo hamburger, and a large iced tea. After that I would want to go to a cider mill and eat apples and drink cider, daunts, Carmella apples . after the cider mill I would want to go to a candy factory and see how candy is made. Then at the candy factory I would pig out on all types of candy. Also I would want to go to all of my family’s houses just to remember them and their homes. I have always wanted to fly a plane so I would like to go to the air port and go in a little single motor plane and sit in the passenger seat a go flying.
Night
At the night time I would want to have a big fire in the fire place. And drink a lot if hot cider from the cider mill that day and have a good time and talk to my friends and family about the meaning of life and how it is a privilege to live. After I would want to say my good byes to everyone. After I would have one more glass of hot apple cider and with a Cinnamon stink and maybe some honey than after that I would go to sleep. That is how I would spend my perfect day.

RIDDLES/JOKES



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1) Why do chickens lay eggs?

2) David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?

3) Pretend you're a bus driver. You start at New York and fifty people get on. Then you drive to New Jersey and twenty people get off, while five get on. Then you go to Florida and ten people get off while fourteen get back on. When you get to New Mexico, twenty people leave and five more get back on. When you reach California everyone get's back on. How old is the bus driver?

4) There was a dumb girl that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed. In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?" The dumb girl replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?" The dumb girl said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!" Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"The dumb girl answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"




5) A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"


6) What is the moon worth?


7) What stays where it is when it goes off?


8) What goes up and never comes down?
9) There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
10) What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

In the years

In the years I believe that I will not live in Michigan. Right after I get out of High School I’m moving back to Hawaii. I will try to get a one bedroom apartment. The one bedroom apartment are 1500 a month. I will go to community collage in Hawaii. I will try to get a job working at a hotel or be in the navy. If I have a job in the city I will not get a car. If I get a job outside the city ill get a car. I will move out there with my dad and we will get our own apartments. Every mounth I will save up eventually to buy a house out there. My friends out there will come live with me. I will walk everywhere because I live healthy and the weather is beautiful. On part time at night I will like to play my guitar at a Hawaiian dinner party cruse. On my time off I will hang out with my friends and surf, and play guitar, and also chill in the beach with my friends. I will try to get married and have a family but will see in ten years.

My abc side

A = art, articulture, aparel are just some of the things about me
B = boats,beaches,babes I love
C = cars,cats,crabs, comarro I cant rezist
D = dogs,detroit,dates,deans are good
E = etines, elbows,elevators you cant live with out that
F = freedom,facts, factorys are sweet
G= guitar,gibson, grills.grils
H = halodays,halloween,happy
I = irish, italy,italian food
J = joe,jeans,juice
K = kittens, kangaroos,
L = low riders,luck,love
M = motorcycles, monsters, moon
N = names, nachos , newspaper
O = outdoors,
P = pork, progress, peace
Q = quicksilver,
R = Rambo, rabbits, rattlesnakes
S = sunset, sand, salads
T = tennis, talking, traveling
U = ukulele,
V = vet, vest, vitamin
W = webberly, west, wings
X = x mas
Y = yoyos,
Z = zebra ,

express my self


I am a big talker to my friends. I love to talk to my friends about everything. My friends are my heros. With my friends I feel free to express my self. I can talk and talk forever with my friends. I pefer to text to them becaues after you send that text you don’t know whats coming back. Texting is awesome for teens it help keep us alive. I have a Facebook I hardly use it. I perfer to pimp out your profile with music and backgrounds. I think it is a good way to express your self. I am a adict of Myspace.com it is awesome I can talk to my friends from around the world. I can put music on my profile up to 10 songs. I can put a layout on my profile. I just love Myspace its awesome to express myself. I talk to my friends everyday after school we hang out all the time. I talk to my friends about everything in the world. I can text but not talk on the phone, that just eartates me. Im just the kind of guy that needs to talk in person. As you can see I love my friends and talking about that stuff. Joe W

I like talking to my friends. My friends are my hero’s they help keep me alive. I love to text. My friends and I love to text twenty four seven . I text a lot at night even if we are at the same place or just hanging out. I like to communicate with my friends explicitly through hard times. I have a facebook but I don’t use it. I find it boring you don’t even get to make your profile the way you want it to be. I mean come on how can you express you self on a stupid white peace of paper on line come on!

Myspace.com is my favorite I love it I can talk to all of my friends from all over. You can make is the way you want it to be. You can put music on your profile. People even put videos of movies or music videos on your page. Lets say you go on a vacation to Hawaii you come back home you really liked Hawaii on myspace you can put a Hawaiian layout/background on your myspace profile page. I love talking to my friends on it too they decorate their profile’s also.

My friends and I communicate so much almost everyday my friends and I hang out . its something that we just do. We talk about everything known to man. We all talk on cell phones or we just to hang out. I had picked this one because I want to tell you how my life is. And how also love my friends for supporting me through all of these things .

So far school is going great I love high school it’s a blast I see all of my friends is my classes thanks friends for those things thanks.
Joe W

first week over

classes are fun .people are grate.Stevenson is awesome! (LIVING THE LIFE) grate times